reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

(Source: powerburial)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

tall:

whats this guys name bc i want his face between my thighs

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liss-uh:

 

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Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
Tati-Ana Mercedes  (via senyahearts)

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giannigaga:

when straight guys cover songs by female artists and don’t change the pronouns

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psyducked:

amandabymes:

At the dentist like

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Can I have the number of your dentist?


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this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

scrapy-coco:

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and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

What happens if you get turned into a fruit tree though

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santiagocaruso:

" Invocation " by Santiago CARUSO Mixed media / 56 cm x 75 cm / 2006-2007. On view at Copro Gallery on the group show “ROADSIDE ATTRACTIONS" with many GREAT artists.
Copro Gallery 2525 Michigan Ave, Unit T5, Santa Monica, California 90404
https://www.facebook.com/events/771870222855281/